Crunchy Wax Beans - Crisp wax beans? Possibly, though I prefer mine soft. But Crunchy? No, thanks.
Crusty Franks - Sounds like it's missing 'Old' between the 'Crusty' and the 'Franks'. It's actually a recipe for corn dogs that doesn't sound half-bad.
Rolled Oat Rocks - In case you thought these cookies would be soft and moist - now you know better! It's actually a recipe for a fairly ordinary oatmeal raisin cookie.
"Love me some Cracker Jack.
And those Crunch-Nut Balls, too"